Glutton for Punishment: THE OSCAR

by JB

Both my prayers and my questions have been answered…

A Movie I'm Thankful For: THE ROOM

by Adam Riske

A very silly movie that came along at a time I needed a very silly movie.

A Movie I'm Thankful For: MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

by Lexy Van Dyke

Way back when, before I even imagined the possibility of writing for F This Movie!, I listened to the podcast every week. I was a new mom then with a lot of late nights of holding a newborn and long mid-day walks where I would find some sanity as she would drift off in the stroller. During this time, the podcast’s funny and down to earth film discussions kept me anxiously waiting every week for a new episode. I swear this is not me sucking up to all the wonderful people who run the site and is 100% true to my sappy nature.

Glutton for Punishment: DICKSHARK

by JB

To completely replicate the experience of the film Dickshark, you're gonna want to read this column verrrrrrrrrrry slowly.

Review: Dangerous Men

by Patrick Bromley

Think of the craziest movie you have ever seen. It's half as crazy as Dangerous Men.

The Overlook: Cracking Up

by JB

I believe that I have just seen the worst movie ever made.

The Overlook: Jonathan Livingston Seagull

by JB

I may have just seen the worst movie ever made.

How Many Bad Movies Can a Director Make Before You Give Up?

I'm asking for a friend.

What's Your Favorite Interesting Mess?

Just because a movie doesn't work doesn't mean it has no value.

Growing Up Nerdy

Wibbly Wobbly Nerdy Werdy!

What Great Actor Makes the Most Bad Movies?

They can't all be that obvious.

What is Your Favorite Performance in a Bad Movie?

Hate the game, not the player.

Weekend Weigh-in: Is There a Movie You Don't Like That You Can't Stop Watching?

I wouldn't know anything about this.

I'll Watch Anything: Doug Watches The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Who is this movie for? Seriously. Is it you? If it's you, please say so.

Introducing "I'll Watch Anything!"

Doug came up with an idea for a new feature, and YOU can take part!

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Sh!#ty Movie Moments of 2011

 

Movie-wise, 2011 was a big bag of crap. What else is new? Few movies worked completely – especially those directed by Terrence Malick or starring Adam Sandler – and that made it easy to find atrocious moments to savor. Most of these films were bad, but these moments were EVEN WORSE!

Take Two: Masters of the Universe

by Patrick Bromley

I must not have been the most discerning of 10-year olds, because at one point in my life I thought Masters of the Universe was a pretty ok movie. That's weird, because it's not as though I liked every movie I saw at age 10. 1987 was the same year I saw Spaceballs and didn't like it at all, and it was the one first-run movie my family saw that year. We were supposed to see Harry and the Hendersons (though I really wanted to see Predator), which I saw on video several months later and really didn't like either. That movie is still terrible and anyone who likes it shouldn't be trusted. I'm serious. What I'm saying is that I did have some sort of shit detector even at 10, and for some reason the He-Man movie didn't set it off.

F This Movie! - The Last Airbender

By listener request, Patrick and Alex take on M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender and hate their lives.

F These Movies We Shouldn't Like But Do

We at F This Movie! are known netwide (that's internet-wide, which I assure you is a thing) for having impeccable, unassailably cool taste. Even the best among us are not infallible, though, and today's list is proof of that.

F This Movie! - Plan 9 from Outer Space

For the 50th (!) episode of F This Movie!, Patrick and JB use their stupid human minds to defend the so-called worst movie ever made, Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space.