FTM 605: DEAD ALIVE

Patrick and Anthony King love a good custard.

Pass the Custard Please

by Melissa Uhrin

 Fact: There's a fat kid that lives inside me. Heh.

9 Worst Movies to Watch Right Before Your Wife Has a Baby

by Doug Schultz

Because IT'S HAPPENING!

Director Essentials: Peter Jackson

by Patrick Bromley

Alongside Elric Kane and my girlfriend Zoë Bell, Peter Jackson is New Zealand's greatest export.

F This Movie! Episode 12

Count down your favorite horror comedies with Patrick and Doug!

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Oct. 19)

Only 13 more days of #ScaryMovieMonth left! Bittersweet, no? For this second-to-last Friday of October, let's take a look at some ZOMBIE FILMS from the past! Probably one of my personal favorite subgenres of horror, and, yet, there are SO MANY BAD ONES. Even the master himself, Mr. Romero, has laid some mighty big turds. Stop it already, George!

Two quick notes: 1.) If you're planning on attending the MASSACRE at the Portage Theater in Chicago this weekend, stop by and say hi! According to JB, the first 20 fans will get an "F This Movie!" button. And, as we all know, buttons are the currency of the future! 2.) Don't forget to take part in the Scary Movie Challenge III! LET'S CRUSH THIS THING.