Goodness in I DON'T FEEL AT HOME IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

by Cass Cannon

A set of stolen silver, a book on the cosmos, and a steaming pile of dog poo.

Review: The Last Witch Hunter

by Adam Riske

This movie’s bad. And I’m susceptible to movies about witch hunters.

Review: Cooties

by Patrick Bromley

Don't trust anyone under 12.

Review: Open Windows

by Patrick Bromley

This one would make Hitchcock proud.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Sept. 20)

#ScaryMovieMonth is less than two weeks away, and Pixar just released a promo for their first-ever TV special, Toy Story of Terror. Sure, it's not a movie, but, you know ... HALLOWEEN!

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (May 18)

If you haven't already heard, it's totally BABY CITY around here (population: Patrick, his lovely wife, Erika, and their BRAND NEW BABY, who, I'm told, is ADORABLE [unfortunately, I'm not allowed to see her, for fear I may infect her with BRAIN CLOUD]). As I type this, F This Movie! is literally knee-deep in meconium. I spoke to our fearless leader yesterday, and he was all, "Come on baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby."  True story! Let's watch some trailerz, and secretly pretend that Patrick is our father, too.