Director Essentials: Quentin Tarantino

by Patrick Bromley

Spoiler alert! It's all of them.

2K Replay: KILL BILL VOL. 1

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for Best Picture at the Central Ohio Film Critics Association Awards. It lost to Lost in Translation.

The Silver Screen Goes RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)

 by Rob DiCristino

Movies to watch while listening to T-Swizzle’s latest re-release.

24 Hours of Movies: My Birthday Movie Marathon

by Patrick Bromley

Here's a 24 28-hour movie marathon I really watched this weekend.

I Stream, You Stream Vol. 25

by Patrick Bromley

I'm going to be marathoning a bunch of favorites this weekend, but you should all watch these!

Eyeballsploitation!

by Melissa Uhrin

Slimy, squishy, round balls of ever-seeing goop. Sometimes they go splat, pop, and even sploop.

And that friends, is me trying my hand at being Dr Seuss.

Where the F is Doug? #6

by Doug Schultz

The neighbors gave me weird looks when I snapped this pic.

24 Hours of Movies: One Thing Leads to Another

by Patrick Bromley

The first in a series of 24 hour movie marathons is here! Stay up all night watching movies with me.

Growing Up Nerdy

by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro

The Nerdy boys will keep you up all night.

Growing Up Nerdy

by Adam Thas and Mike Pomaro

The Nerdy Boys are turning your favorite movies into comic books!

11 Great Revenge Movies

by Patrick Bromley

Let's all bring an end to #Junesploitation by digging two graves.

A Few Words on Quentin Tarantino

I have a confession to make.

F This Movie! - Kill Bill

Patrick and Doug are on a roaring rampage of revenge. They'll roar. And they'll rampage. And they'll get F'ing satisfaction.

F These Female Action Movies

With Angelina Jolie kicking ass in Salt this weekend, it's time to look at some other action movies starring ladies. They can do all the same stuff as boys!

1. Kill Bill Vol. 1/Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2003/2004) - The best female action movie(s) of all time, featuring the best female action hero of all time.

2. Red Sonja (1985) - I can't believe Brigitte Nielsen didn't become a movie star off of this one. It might have been the hair, which has at least influenced certain segments of lesbian culture.

3. Point of No Return (1993) - The American remake of La Femme Nikita isn't as bad as you think. It's just kind of generic and Bridget Fonda doesn't make the most convincing action star -- which, I would argue, is kind of the point.

3. Resident Evil (2002) - Picking the best video game movie is like picking the best kind of hepatitis (it's B). Having said that, Resident Evil still might be the best video game movie, even though it's not very good -- certainly not good enough to warrant three sequels (including the upcoming 3-D installment Resident Evil: Afterlife). The movie would be much better if Milla Jovovich was still playing Lee-Loo.

4. Coffy (1973) - Coffy kicks so much fucking ass. Not ironic ass. Sincere ass. Pam Grier is the shit. A fantastic movie.

5. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) - Cast an impossibly sexy actress as an impossibly sexy video game creation and you get an impossibly sucky movie.

6. Charlie's Angels (2000) - They're not dumb, they're cute, right? The action isn't all that great (because McG), but at least the movie seems to know exactly what it is. Spice World with wire-fu.

7. Aliens (1986) - Ellen Ripley is just behind Beatrix Kiddo for the most kick-ass girl in the history of movies. Like Tarantino, James Cameron gets that making a great female action hero doesn't just mean having her act like a man (though they both believe that strong women are defined by their maternal instincts).

8. Barb Wire (1996) - This single attempt to turn Pamela Anderson into a movie star -- even an ironic one -- rightly failed. I guess remaking Casablanca only much shittier isn't a formula for automatic success.

9. Underworld (2003) - Kate Beckinsale is boring. Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight leather pants is still boring. For a movie about vampires and werewolves, Underworld is very boring. F this movie and its sequels/prequels.

10. Elektra (2005) - Because speaking of boring.