F This Movie!: March 2016

by Patrick Bromley

Movies inside of movies? How much more movie can you get?

by Melissa Uhrin

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel Franco.

by Adam Riske

I’m still trying to figure out why I bought this movie on DVD back in 2000.

by Heath Holland

I want to like this movie so much more than I do.

by Patrick Bromley

Ho accoltellato una donna transgender e ora sono Unsane !

This gritty, urban drama is guilty of being a masterpiece… and of picking its feet in Poughkeepsie.

by Adam Riske

Goodbye credibility. It was nice knowing you.

Patrick, Mike and Adam Thas are all named Martha.

Why did you say Martha?

by Patrick Bromley

This week, what they really wanna do is act.

by Patrick Bromley

The battle cry of the great truckers war!

by Adam Riske and Erich Asperschlager

Here’s a nice piece of shit!

by JB

This week we once again encounter a misnamed film. The “girls” in this movie are all largely blameless…it’s the male characters who are clearly on a collision course with H - E - double hockey sticks.

by Heath Holland

With the big-screen debut of The Justice League just hours away, I wanted to spotlight my favorite origin of the iconic team.

by Patrick Bromley

Palmer Woodrow III earned his diploma the old-fashioned way. He hired Eddie Keaton to graduate for him.

Patrick and Doug switch faces.

by Adam Riske

I still love My Big Fat Greek Wedding even though I probably shouldn’t.

“I am not a crook.” -- President Richard Nixon

“I did not have sex with that woman.” -- President Bill Clinton

“Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” -- Vice President Dick Cheney

“Number One… I could be the most presidential person […] other than Abe Lincoln. He was pretty good…” -- Presidential candidate Donald Trump

“100% Real Parmesan Cheese” – Castle Cheese’s packaging label

by Patrick Bromley

Can you believe that person was in that thing?

Patrick and Doug play an amazing new movie game!

He who breaks the law goes back to the House of Pain.

by Patrick Bromley

Of course you're watching Daredevil and Pee-Wee this weekend, but here's some stuff for when you're finished!

by JB

“Oh, let's get out of this carnival...”

by Melissa Uhrin

I am not a fan of anime. There, I said it.

by Patrick Bromley

Her last request was his first mistake.

by Adam Riske

One of my favorite movies of the 2000s is one I almost never saw.

by Heath Holland

Hasta la vista, baby.

You will believe that Patrick and Heath can fly.

by Adam Riske

I am a reasonable man. These are 10 things I simply do not understand.

“We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.”
-- Poet Arthur O’Shaughnessy

by Patrick Bromley

Bleep blorp. I am a robot. I am talking like a robot.

by Patrick Bromley

So good. So sure to rub people the wrong way.

I'm ready, ready for the big ride, baby.

by Patrick Bromley

Our weekly roundup of what to watch on Netflix is getting a makeover.

by Patrick Bromley

My Girlfriend Zoë Bell gets to rumble in the jungle.

by JB

We’re in love—it’s impossible to die!”
--John Johnson (Antun Vrdoljak) in Atomic War Bride

by Adam Riske

Running Scared is a minor classic. It’s also a movie that’s very angry and maybe on cocaine.

by Heath Holland

“30 days. 678 games. 10,000 miles!”

Patrick and JB don't know why this is happening and are just going to wait here until this passes.

by Patrick Bromley

I can see my house from here!

Please allow me to introduce myself…

by Patrick Bromley

This is why you always ask for references.

by Adam Riske

Mmmm! Damn, Disney! This is some serious gourmet shit!

Welcome to this post-Oscar world. A world in which the Ghostbusters are women. It's a different world. A Zootopia.

We've got historical epics, erotic thrillers and bad British accents for you this week!

by Patrick Bromley

Tina Fey stars in Good Morning, Afghanistan!

by JB

“I don’t know if I’m fickle… or wicked! […] I love you, but I’m being consumed by this sexual fire inside... I need men! I need men! I NEED MEN!” --Laura (Isabel Sarli) in Fuego

by Adam Riske

Sometimes you just have to hit the re-set button.

by Heath Holland

Don’t be fooled by the title. This is a Suicide Squad movie.

Patrick and Melissa are a treasure trove of linguistic anomalies.

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