FTM 554: MEN IN BLACK

Patrick and Rob make this look good.

A Very '90s Grab Bag

by Adam Riske

Sex! Sunglasses! Soundtracks! This article has it all!!!

10 Lazy Eyes in Movies

by Doug Schultz

I once broke up with a cross-eyed woman. I thought she was seeing someone else.

Review: Men in Black 3

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (December 16)

Back in July, I lamented the absence of the [then] new teaser for Battleship (release date: May 18, 2012) on YouTube. This week, the second full-length preview debuted online, which shows more of the backstory (SPOILER: it's aliens). Because Battleship was being such a dick in the summer, I'm not going to feature it today. If you really, REALLY want to see it, feel free to click one of these links. Maybe you'll get lucky! Also, for what it's worth, the U.S. Navy hasn't had an actual battleship in its fleet for nearly two decades. So ... GOOD JOB HASBRO!